(A customer walks up to the counter with a desktop and sets it down.)
 
Customer: “Excuse me, are you Catholic?”
 
Me: “No.”
 
Customer: “Well, I think it’s possessed and it needs an exorcism. Do you have any Catholic workers?”
 
Me: “I don’t think so. Maybe I can take a look at it?”
 
Customer: “No! You have to be Catholic!” *takes his desktop and leaves*