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    Needs A Good Dressing Down

    | Poulsbo, WA, USA | Uncategorized

    (I am making a customer a salad. She is listing off what she wants on it.)

    Me: “So that was oil, vinegar, and honey mustard for the dressings?”

    Customer: “Yes, please.”

    (I proceed to put them on.)

    Customer: “I didn’t want honey mustard.”

    Me: “I just asked you if you wanted it, and you said yes.”

    Customer: “I never said I wanted it.”

    (To avoid confrontation, I set it aside and make a new one. I finish putting all the dressings on, except the honey mustard.)

    Me: “Sorry about that. Would you like anything else on it?”

    Customer: “You know what, I will try some honey mustard on it after all.”