Nanny Nanny Boo Boo, The Golden Years

| Maine, USA | Bizarre

(An older gentleman is standing at the register looking directly at me.)

Me: “Can I help you, sir?”

Older customer: “Do I look like I need help? No! Oh, boo hoo, I’m a poor little boy who needs help!” *blows his tongue at me and leaves*

Me: “What just happened to me?”