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    N For Knucklehead

    | Texas, USA | Extra Stupid

    (I work with IT issues over the phone. Sometimes, it’s hard to hear the customers clearly.)

    Me: “Okay, ma’am, and on your username, was that N as in Nancy?”

    Customer: “No, N like knife.”

    Me: *jokingly* “So, N like pneumonia?”

    Customer: *exasperated* “Yes! I said N as in knife! Jeeze, can you turn up your volume or something?”