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    My Tin Foil Hat Must Be Broken

    | Danville, VA, USA |

    (I am helping a woman out with her cellphone. The internet isn’t working properly.)

    Me: “I see the problem. Data wasn’t enabled in the settings.”

    Customer: “Oh, so it wasn’t Al Qaeda stealing my signal?”

    Me: “Haha, no, ma’am.”

    Customer: “They’re everywhere, you know!”