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My Razor Valentine

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Customer: “Excuse me, are you the manager? I want my money back. That movie is absolutely horrible.”

Me: “Oh, what was wrong with it?”

Customer: “Well, the title is very misleading. I thought Valentine’s Day was supposed to be funny, and it’s actually a creepy, disturbing movie about insane people!”

Me: “Um, did you maybe go into the wrong theater? It sounds like you’re describing Shutter Island.”

Customer: “Oh, that might be what happened, actually. Who is that guy in it, the main guy?”

Me: “You mean Leonardo DiCaprio?”

Customer: “Oh, I love him! I’m gonna go finish the rest of that movie now.”