My Neighbor Broke, Can You Fix It
Tech Support: “So, you’re having issues picking up your wireless signal. How many connections are there?”
Customer: “There are two other networks but only one bar on each. Those are my bad neighbors.”
Tech Support: “So, the good signal isn’t there? Hmm, your modem might be off; can we check that?”
Customer: “Modem?”
(Tech support troubleshoots that for a while before realizing the guy has never paid for Internet before and doesn’t own a modem.)
Tech Support: “Sir, when you said the other connections were your ‘bad neighbors’… did you mean that the good neighbor with the good signal isn’t there?”
Customer: “Oh, he moved?”
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