Customer: “Hi, I would like to buy one of your trigabit hard drives.”

Me: “Did you mean terabyte? We have a few right over here.”

Customer: “No! I want a trigabit hard drive. Don’t tell me you don’t have one!”

Me: “How much are you trying to store on this drive?”

Customer: “Some family photos.”

Me: “Around how many?”

Customer: “Probably around 100. My son is very smart with computers and he said I would need at least a trigabyte!”

Me: “Well, this 500 gigabyte hard drive will have more than enough space.”

Customer: “You are frauds! I am never shopping here again!” *storms out*

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