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My Eyes Advise That Your Size Defies

| Fort Worth, TX, USA | Uncategorized

(I’m working in the fitting room of a popular clothing store. A customer enters with several pairs of shorts.)

Me: “Found some items you liked? I’ll start a fitting room for you.”

Customer: “Yeah, I’m not sure if these will work.”

Me: “I’ll be happy to switch the sizes out for you if these don’t work out.”

(She enters her fitting room and starts trying on her shorts. After a few minutes, she comes out wearing a pair that are WAY too small for her.)

Customer: “Oh, no…these won’t work!”

Me: “You’re right. A different size would work better.”

Customer: “Oh good! I’m glad you agree. These are a 6…can you get me a 2 and a 4?”

Me: *mouth hanging open*