Must Have Tried Some Every-Flavor Beans

(My friend is one of those ‘out there’ kind of people. One day we are sitting in the grass on campus enjoying the sun. There are dandelions around and she picks some randomly, braids the stems into a ring, and then tosses them in the bushes as we get up and walk away. My friend absentmindedly starts chewing her fingernail as we cross the quad. She makes a face.)

Friend: “Ew, yuck. I forgot how dandelion juice tastes like ear wax!”

Me: “Why do you even know that?”