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    Must Have Settled On Salt & Whinegar

    | Oakland, CA, USA |

    (I am working the register. A customer is looking at our retail chips stacked in front of me.)

    Customer: “I don’t like this flavor.”

    (She picks up a bag of sea salt chips.)

    Customer: “I don’t like this kind either. It’s too salty.”

    (She grabs a bag of jalapeno chips.)

    Customer: “These ones are too spicy.”

    (This goes on for a minute or so. She eventually finds something she likes and places it at the register.)

    Me: “Hi there. How are you today?”

    Customer: “Oh, I can’t complain.”