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    Customer: “Excuse me, miss. How many megapickles does this camera have?”

    Me: “You mean megapixels? This one has 12.1.”

    Customer: “No, I mean megapickles. How many does this one have?”

    Me: “Uh… none?”

    Customer: “Oh. Well, then! What good is it?”