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    Must Be From The Valley

    | Catalina Island, CA, USA |

    (Let it be known that there are only two ways to get to Catalina Island: by boat or by helicopter.)

    Me: “Hotel *****, how can I help you today?”

    Customer: “I’d like to make a reservation. And when’s the earliest we can check in?”

    Me: “Normally not until noon but we may be able to make an exception. When is your boat scheduled to arrive.”

    Customer: “Oh, no, were not coming by boat.”

    Me: “Okay, helicopter then?”

    Customer: “Oh no, that’s silly.”

    Me: “Well, may I ask how your planning to get here.”

    Customer: “Down the 405, duh!”

    Me: “I’m sorry, you can’t drive to Catalina Island.”

    Customer: “You can’t?”

    Me: “No, it’s an island. You know, surrounded by water.”

    Customer: “Catalina Island is an ISLAND?!”

    Me: *headdesk*

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