Must Be From Orange County
Me: “How can I help you today?”
Customer: “What time does the island close?”
Me: “Close? It doesn’t close. It isn’t like Disneyland, sir. People live here.”
Customer: “Don’t lie to me. I’ve been walking around, and those houses are too small for anyone to live in.”
Me: “Sir, I live in one of those houses.”
Customer’s Wife: “No, honey, she can’t break character.” *winks at me* “I get it.”
Customer: “But really, when do you close?”
Me: “I’m not ‘in character.’ This is an actual town, with actual people living in it. It doesn’t close.”
Customer’s Wife: “Don’t treat us like we’re children. Just tell us when.”
Me: *sigh* “Five o’clock, ma’am. Have a nice day.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?