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    Must Be A Missed Steak

    | Santa Barbara, CA, USA | Food & Drink

    Customer: “Oh you have new pastries! They look great!”

    Me: “Those are our new vegan baked goods. They’re also organic.”

    Customer: “Ew! I never eat anything vegan!”

    Me: “I doubt that. A lot of stuff is vegan. French fries are vegan.”

    Customer: *looking mortified* “There’s no meat in French fries?!”