(Our games are priced with the stickers in the top right hand corner. If there is a special offer sticker, this goes directly below the normal price sticker. A customer approaches me holding an old PS2 game which has the aforementioned stickers.)

Customer: “How can you sell this filth?”

Me: “What game is that you’re upset about, sir?”

Customer: “POO PARADE! Sick filth!”

(I take the game from him and remove the two price stickers.)

Me: “There you go sir, now you can see the whole title. This game is called Pool Paradise. It’s simply a snooker and pool simulation game.”

Customer: *leaves quickly*