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    | MN, USA | Extra Stupid

    (I am waiting at the DMV to transfer my out-of-state license. Things are moving relatively smoothly until a gentleman of about 65-70 years old is called to the window.)

    Customer: “Hello, I’d like to renew my license.”

    Employee: Alright, sir.” *takes his paperwork* “And are you still living at the address on your current license?”

    Customer: “Yes, but I’m going to be moving within the month.”

    Employee: “Okay. Well, I can see that your license is still valid for a little over a month, so you can just wait to renew it until you move. If we renew it for you today, then in couple weeks when you move, you will have to contact the state to change the address, and then come to us for a new printed license, which will cost you $5.”

    Customer: “But, I just want to renew my license.”

    Employee: “Yes, and we can do that for you, but as I said, you will then have to go through the hassle of contacting the state when you move and paying more money for a new license. If you are moving within the month, your current license will still be valid, so you might want to wait until then.”

    Customer: “No, I just want to do it today.”

    Employee: “Alright then… and you do understand that it will cost you $5 to get a new license when you move?”

    Customer: “Yes, yes.”

    (The employee obliges and they go through the eye test, photo, etc. They are finally finished.)

    Customer: “So, what happens when I move?”