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    Movies That Never Should Have Been Greenlit, Vol. I

    | Lansing, MI, USA |

    Customer: “I want a free rental on my account for this movie!”

    Me: “Was the movie damaged? Did it skip or something?”

    Customer: “No, it sucked. I don’t want to pay for a bad movie.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. But we don’t give free rentals on account of bad movies.”

    Customer: “But you people should have told me it was bad!”

    Me: “Well, I’m sorry. But we don’t get to see all the movies we have here.”

    Customer: “I don’t give a f***. This doesn’t change the fact I want a free movie!”

    Me: “Like I said before, we don’t give free rentals based on bad movies…” *looks at movie* “… or bad taste.”

    Customer: “Huh? What do you mean?”

    Me: “You rented Ninja Cheerleaders. This would be like me going to a restaurant, ordering a rat on a stick, eating it, and then asking to get the meal free.”