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    Moved On And Far Away

    | Canberra, ACT, Australia | Bizarre, Theme Of The Month

    (A colleague of mine has just gotten a job as an editor and left us, but she and I keep in touch as we are good friends. I am working in the shop when this happens but we both live in the area. Please note: she is very tall and good-looking. A customer comes in, does a few laps, and then comes up to me.)

    Customer: “Where is [Colleague]?”

    Me: “I’m afraid she’s moved on, sir. She doesn’t work here anymore. Can I help you?”

    Customer: *completely losing it* “WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE DOESN’T WORK HERE ANYMORE?! WHERE IS SHE? WHHEREEEE ISSS SSHHHHEE!?”

    (Before I can answer, he storms out, enraged. I call my colleague on her mobile.)

    Me: “Did you say you were having dinner out tonight?”

    Customer: “Yeah, I’m just two doors down from you actually. Why?”

    Me: “When you’re done, don’t walk to the parking lot by yourself.”