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    Mothers In Disguise

    | OH, USA | Family & Kids, Pets & Animals

    (I am shopping to get some polos for my mom and my little brother, who are at a concert. I am a 20-year-old woman; however, my voice makes me sound younger. I also love a particular robot franchise. I am searching the toy aisle for a figure that I don’t have, when I approach another customer in the aisle.)

    Customer: *huffs, turns to her husband* “Look at her. Can’t keep them together.”

    Me: *looks at her*

    Customer: “Yes, I am talking about you! You shouldn’t be having children at your age!”

    Me: “What?”

    Customer: “And how can you afford to spoil your kid? You can’t get a decent job like that!”

    Me: *realizing what she is implying* “Actually, I can spoil my kids.” *reaches into my shopping basket to pull out a can of cat treats* “See?”

    Customer: *crosses her arms*

    Me: “This…” *pulls a buildable figure off the rack* “…is for me.”

    Customer: “So immature!”

    (I am used to getting criticism for liking the robot franchise, which is aimed at younger boys.)

    Me: *shrugs* “So?

    (Just then, the woman’s son peers from another aisle.)

    Customer’s Son: “Mommy, I can’t find them with the Legos.” *looks at me* “Is that [Character]?”

    Me: “Yes, it is!”

    Customer’s Son: “That’s the one I want!”

    Customer: *turns to face away*

    Me: *kneels down to hand it to her son* “Do you have [Other Character]? He goes with [Character].”

    Customer’s Son: “Really?”

    Me: “Yep! They and [Third Character] make a group known as a trine. They’re best together.”

    (The woman’s husband grabs the other character’s box as the woman sulks away.)

    Customer’s Son: “Thank you! Sorry Mommy was mean. She said [Franchise] is for little kids and I’m a big boy, but now I know it’s for big girls, too!”