Now There Is A Sex Position Called The Everlasting Gobstopper

(My boyfriend built his lifted bed frame before we met and never got the stabilizing supports added, so it squeaks a lot. This is especially true when we’re messing around. Recently we were having sex and I’m on top. I suddenly stop and burst into giggles.)

Boyfriend: “What’s so funny?”

Me: “The bed sounds like the Everlasting Gobstopper machine.” *moves a bit to make the noise*

Boyfriend: *starts laughing too* “Oh, my god, it does!”

(We spent a moment laughing hysterically & then went right back to what we were doing. Hey, if you can’t laugh during play then where’s the fun?)