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    More Than Just A Brand

    | San Francisco, CA, USA |

    (A tourist approaches me.)

    Customer: “Excuse me, where is the coochie?”

    Me: *confused* “I’m sorry?”

    Customer: “Coochie. The store.”

    Me: “Oh! You mean Gucci? It’s just a couple blocks–”

    Customer: “No, no!”

    (She points at Coach bag.)

    Customer: “Coochie!”