(I overhear a coworker, who is currently on the register, talking with a customer as he hands her the food she just paid for.)

Coworker: “Here you go ma’am. Have a nice night!”

Customer: “Can I get one of those maggots?”

Coworker: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “A maggot!”

Coworker: “I don’t understand what you’re asking for.”

Customer: “One of the maggots you have all over your fridge!” *points at our drink refrigerator*

Coworker: “Oh! A magnet. Sure! Let me get you one…”