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    More Leftovers, Less Landfill

    | Cincinnati, OH, USA |

    (I work for the city government and received this call the day after Halloween.)

    Customer: “The garbage collectors didn’t take all my garbage this morning. They left my pumpkin.”

    Me: “Well, sir, where did you leave the pumpkin for collection?”

    Customer: “In my recycling bin.”

    Me: “Well, that’s why they didn’t take it. You need to put it in your garbage can.”

    Customer: “But you can recycle a pumpkin!”

    Me: “Sir, what do you think they are going to recycle your pumpkin into?”

    Customer: “PIE!”