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    More Importantly, Who’s Getting The Czech

    (I overhear this as I am getting dinner.)

    Girl 1: “Hey, if you wanna grab us a table, I’m going to go see what they’re serving today.”

    Girl 2: “Okay.”

    Girl 1: *comes back* “Hey, what is a Pollock?”

    Girl 2: “I’m pretty sure it’s a person of Polish decent. Why?”

    Girl 1: “Oh, I guess they’re frying them over there by the cabbage.”

    (The sign says ‘Fried Potluck’.)

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