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    More Frisky Than Frail

    | Cincinnati, OH, USA |

    (A man of at least 80 years of age came up to my checkout lane. Here’s what happened as I was bagging his last item.)

    Me: “Man, I just don’t think this is gonna fit in here.”

    Customer, completely straight-faced: “That’s what she said.”

    Me: “I’m sorry?”

    Customer, still straight-faced: “That’s what she said.”

    (Needless to say, I nearly died of laughter. If there were only more grandfathers like that out there.)