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    More Clueless Than Keyless

    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    (After being in the same little hut for 25 years we moved the keyshop to a larger, inline store 120 feet away. After moving EVERYTHING except the counters to the new location I am in the old shop getting ready to lock it up until it is torn down.)

    (A customer walks in and drops 2 keys on the counter.)

    Customer: “Make me 2 of each.”

    Me: “I am sorry, this location is closed…you have to go to the new key shop over there.”

    Customer: “I’m not walking over there. I always get my keys here. Make me two of them.”

    Me: “How?”

    Customer: “What do you mean, ‘How’?”

    Me: “Well there are no keys blanks on the wall, there are no key machines on the counter, there is no cash register. In fact there are no light fixtures in the building, the air conditioner is gone, the signs are gone from the roof and the electricity is turned off. This is building is totally empty except for you and me. So how do you expect me to make you four keys?”

    Customer: “Ah, where did you say I have to go?”