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    Hotel Guest: “Do you have rooms available on Monday?”

    Me: “What date?”

    Guest: “Monday!”

    Me: “No, what date?”

    Guest: (In an, aren’t you f**king psychic tone) “Jeez, the 11th.”

    Me: “Of what month?”

    Guest: “MONDAY!”