Moms: Gotta Love ‘Em
At The Checkout, Criminal & Illegal, Funny Stories, Retail, Rude & Risque, USA | Right
| October 19, 2008
(My mother told me this story, which happened to her as a cashier when she was in college.)
Mom: “Are you going to pay for that other soda?”
Male Customer: “What soda?”
Mom: “The one in your pants?”
Male Customer: “That’s not a soda; that’s my penis!”
Mom: “If that’s your penis, I am going home with you right now!”
Male Customer: *slams soda on the counter and walks out*
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