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Moms: Gotta Love ‘Em
Retail | Texas, USA
(My mother told me this story, which happened to her as a cashier when she was in college.)
My mom: “Are you going to pay for that other Coke?”
Male customer: “What Coke?”
My mom: “… The one in your pants?”
Male customer: “That’s not a Coke, that’s my penis!”
My mom: “If that’s your penis, I am going home with you right now!”
Male customer: *slams coke on the counter and walks out*
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