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    Mommy Sincerest

    | Annapolis, MD, USA |

    (I’m in a dressing room when I overhear a mother a few rooms down having this conversation with her two children she had brought in with her. She’s adding up aloud how much her items will cost.)

    Mom: $57…$64…”

    Child #1: “Uh-oh, mommy! Daddy said your limit was 50 dollars! That is more than 50 dollars!”

    Child #2: “Yeah, daddy said you can’t spend any more than $50!”

    Mom: “Well, you know what?! Since daddy gets to go to work everyday and I’m stuck with you two, I can spend however much I want! So you can tell daddy that he can kiss mommy’s fat a**! How about that?!”

    Child #2: *giggles* “I can’t wait to tell daddy that! You’re so funny, mommy!”