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Momma Likes To Wine And Whine

| Massachusetts, USA | Family & Kids

(I am working at a daycare and eating my lunch while the kids are having nap time. One of the kids, a two-year-old girl, has woken up early this day.)

Child: “[My name] drinking Diet Pepsi?”

Me: “Yep, I’m drinking a soda.”

Child: “Daddy drink Diet Pepisi.”

Me: “Daddy drinks Diet Pepsi?”

Child: “Yeah.”

Me: “[Child’s name] doesn’t drink Diet Pepsi, right?”

Child: “No, [child’s name] drink juice. Daddy drink Diet Pepsi. Momma drink wine.”

Me: “Momma drinks wine?”

Child: “Uh, huh. Momma drink wine. Momma drink a LOT of wine.”