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    Modern Parks Just Aren’t Cutting It

    | Tennessee, USA |

    (An angry-looking man storms up to me with his camera still around his neck.)

    Customer: “I’d like to file a complaint!”

    Me: “Sorry to hear that sir. What’s the problem?”

    Customer: “Why don’t you call some of your maintenance men to get out in the park and mow the grass?”

    Me: (Assuming he means a lawn area, as this is a national park.) “Where did you mean, sir?”

    (The customer names one of the park’s prime visitation spot, which is famous for its inner fields.)

    Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but the grass is kept long to provide habitats and protection for the animals in the park.”

    Customer:”Why the h*** would you do that? Don’t hide them! I paid money to come take pictures of them! The animals are here for me to take pictures of!”