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    Modem Warfare

    | NY, USA | Technology

    (I’m a tier-one tech support rep for internet issues. I receive a call from a customer who is very angry, because his internet still isn’t working, despite multiple calls and field tech visits.)

    Me: “How may I help you?”

    (The customer begins a tirade of how inept my company is, including everything that’s been done so far. I begin basic troubleshooting as per policy, which doesn’t get the customer back online. I’m about to schedule another field tech to go out the customer.)

    Customer: “This is great! You’re too f****** stupid to fix anything, and now I have to waste another f****** day so you can send out another f****** tech! Everything’s already been replaced! They replaced all the lines; I replaced the router and the modem! Why can’t you do your f****** job and fix this?!”

    Me: “Did you say you have a new modem? I’m only seeing the one that was installed 10 years ago.”

    Customer: “Yes, why?”

    Me: “Did you call to have the new modem added to your account, sir?”

    Customer: “Why the h*** would I do that?”

    Me: “That’s why I’m not seeing the modem, sir. We need to add it to your account so that our system knows where to send the signal.”

    (I proceed to enter the new modem to the account, which results in my being able to see good signals. I have the customer try to access the internet, which is now working.)

    Me: “I just want to make sure the computer isn’t remembering a website from earlier. Could you try two random websites for me so we can be sure everything’s working?”

    Customer: *embarrassed* “I did; it’s fine now!” *click*