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    Mocha-less In Minneapolis

    | Minneapolis, MN, USA | Uncategorized

    (I am a male worker in a coffee shop. A customer has just left with a hot drink and gotten on his bike.)

    Me: “Man, that guy is really brave.”

    Customer: “Why?”

    Me: “He just got on his bike with a hot mocha.”

    Customer: “Wow. Well, I’m sure you’ll find the right guy some day.”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “We’re not talking about the same thing are we?”

    Me: “Nope.”

    Customer: “I guess you just hear what you want to hear.”

    Me: “I guess so.”