Mocha-less In Minneapolis

(I am a male worker in a coffee shop. A customer has just left with a hot drink and gotten on his bike.)

Me: “Man, that guy is really brave.”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “He just got on his bike with a hot mocha.”

Customer: “Wow. Well, I’m sure you’ll find the right guy someday.”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “We’re not talking about the same thing are we?”

Me: “Nope.”

Customer: “I guess you just hear what you want to hear.”

Me: “I guess so.”