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    | South Australia |

    (Around Easter, stacking poorly transported eggs and bunnies onto a shelf. A young girl, around 16, approaches me.)

    Customer: “Can you tell me where the confectionery is?”

    (I am slightly bemused, as we are standing next to the confectionery aisle.)

    Me: “Yes, it is just there.”

    (She looks, and furrows he brow.)

    Customer: “No. Confectionery.”

    Me: *pointing again* “Yes, there.”

    (She looks even more angry now.)

    Customer: “No. The c o n f e c t i o n e r y!”

    Me: “Yes…there.”

    Customer: “Nooo. The confectionery, like tampons and stuff!”