Mmm, Moisturizer

| Montana, USA |

(At the shop, all the flavors of gelato are plainly labeled. This particular question happened almost daily…)

Customer: “What does the Rose taste like?”

Me: “Roses.”

Customer: “No way! Let me try!”

(I hand the customer a sampler of rose-flavored gelato.)

Customer: “It tastes like lotion!”

Me: “How often do you eat lotion?!”