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    Customer: “Excuse me, I’d like to return this lotion. It gives me a rash.”

    Me: “Sure, no problem.”

    (The customer hands me her used lotion. Half the bottle has been used up.)

    Customer: “What do you do with the returned lotion?”

    Me: “Well, since this is used, I have to mark it out and throw the product away.”

    Customer: “Like, in the garbage?”

    Me: “Yeah.”

    Customer: “But there are starving children in China!”