Customer: “Hi, I’d like vanilla ice cream with peanut butter cups mixed in, please.”

Me: “OK, is that all for you?”

Customer: “Yes, and just so you know, I’m allergic to peanuts. Can you make sure it’s nut-free?”

Me: “Uh…you just ordered PEANUT butter cups for your ice cream…

Customer: “I thought you guys could do allergy safe ice cream. The sign says you can make sure my food is allergy safe!”

Me: “Well, yes…but you need to order food without peanuts in it first…”