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    | Burlington, WA, USA |

    Customer: “I bought this a few days ago to stop my cats from scratching the furniture, and now they’re scratching it more than ever!”

    (I take a moment to look at the bottle, and see that it is clearly labeled “Catnip Spray”.)

    Me: “Well, they’re going to scratch more because this is catnip spray.”

    Customer: “What does that mean?”

    Me: “You spray this where you want cats to scratch… didn’t you read the bottle before you bought it?”

    Customer: “I don’t have time to read; I just grabbed the first thing on the shelf.”

    Me: “Um… you just grabbed the first thing on the shelf?”

    Customer: “Yes, now get me the right stuff so they’ll stop scratching!”