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    Caller: “Can you add a button to that page?”

    Me: “Sure, but you need to be more specific. What do you want it to do?”

    Caller: “Can it make the user press ‘File’, ‘Print’?”

    Me: “Not exactly. I can get it to the print dialog though.”

    Caller: “But it can’t press ‘File’ and then ‘Print’?”

    Me: “Are you asking for a button that prints the page?”

    Caller: “No! I want the button to press the file menu button, then select print for them.”

    Me: “This is a website. You want me to control a user’s mouse?”

    Caller: “Is that really so hard to do?”