Me: “Okay, your total will be $**.”

Customer: *pays with card*

Me: “May I see ID, please? Your card is not signed.”

Customer: “No! That’s an invasion of privacy. I don’t want you to know my name and try to find me online.”

Me: “It’s company policy. I’m on camera, and your name is on here anyway.”

Customer: “Let me talk to your manager.”

Me: “I am the manager.”

Customer: “Fine! I don’t want any random friend requests!”

Me: “I’ll fight the urge, I promise.”