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    Mistaking Kitty For Kujo

    Chicago, IL, USA | Uncategorized

    (I work at an animal hospital, which also helps adopt out strays. It’s a slow day, so I walk into the lobby cradling a kitten for anyone that is interested.)

    Customer: “Is that your cat?”

    Me: “No, this little guy is one of our strays. He needs a home.”

    Customer: “Do you have any stray dogs?”

    Me: “Yes, we have a couple of dogs that are available for adoption. However, we have more cats and they are easier to walk around with.”

    Customer: “Never was a fan of cats. Dogs are always so friendly and loyal. You could die in your chair and your dog would just lie right next to you until they died too. A cat would probably start eating the flesh off your bones!”