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    Mission: Impossible

    | Chicago, IL, USA | Top

    Customer: “I just locked my key in my car in front of the shop.”

    Me: *I pick up some stuff* “Not a problem. I’ll pop it open for $5.00.”

    Customer: “What are you going to do with that stuff?”

    Me: “Open your car.”

    Customer: “It’s a brand new Mercedes. I just drove it here from the dealer—you can’t touch it!”

    Me: “Then how do I open it?”

    Customer: “That’s your problem.”

    Me: “Actually it’s not; I didn’t lock the key in your car.”

    Customer: “You have to open it.”

    Me: “Watch me not open it.”

    Customer: “Okay, then, but if you make any scratch or mark at all then you will have to pay Mercedes to repaint the whole car. That will cost thousands.”

    Me: “So, If I’m successful I get $5.00, but if I make the smallest error it will cost me thousands of dollars?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “Your car might just be there forever.”