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    Mission: Impossible, Part 3

    | San Diego, CA, USA |

    Customer: “Yeah I need some shelving.”

    Me: “Sure, do you want the wall mounted kind?”

    Customer: “Oh…no.”

    Me: “Okay, so you want the free standing kind?

    Customer: “No, that’s not it either.”

    Me: “Umm, okay. Do you want it to hang from a ceiling or something?”

    Customer: “No, I just want some shelving!”

    Me: “Do you want it to levitate??”

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