Misery Loves, Demands And Harasses Company

| Ontario, Canada |

(A woman approaches the check-out, hauling her two kids with her.)

Customer: “Ugh! Don’t ever have kids, they ruin your life!”

Me: “Um, well, I don’t really plan to…”

Customer: “What? Why not?”

Me: “Um…I don’t know, I guess I don’t want any…”

Customer: “What?! How old are you?”

Me: “Twenty-three.”

Customer: “What if you have an accident? Then you’ll HAVE to have them!”