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    Miracle On Placebo Street

    | Northbrook, IL, USA |

    (I was a waiter at a 50′s style dinner in a mall restaurant where a customer asked me to turn the heat up.)

    Customer: “It’s a little cold in here. Could you turn the heat up?”

    Me: “I would love to, but the restaurant is open to the mall and we have no control over the mall temperature.”

    Customer: “Could you please just try?”

    Me: “I would love to but there is no way–”

    Customer: “I would really appreciate it if you would just try.”

    Me: “I’ll be right back and see what I can do.”

    (I then proceed to walk into the back house and munch on some onion rings. After a few minutes pass, I walk out.)

    Me: “How’s that?”

    Customer: “Much better!”