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    Milking A Complaint For All It Weighs

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    (I’m checking out an older woman at the register.)

    Customer: “Can you bag these light for me?”

    Me: “Sure thing.”

    (After several bags worth of items, she has no complaints. I then ring up a gallon of milk for her, and place it in its own bag.)

    Customer: *angrily* “Did you not hear me earlier? I asked for these bags to be light. Do you want me to break my arm?”

    Me: “Ma’am, there is only one item in that bag.”

    Customer: “You’re trying to break my arm! Supervisor! I need a supervisor right now!”

    Supervisor: “Can I help you with anything?”

    Customer: “He’s trying to kill me! I asked for light bags, and he made this one too heavy. He refuses to redo it!”

    Supervisor: “Ma’am, there is only a gallon of milk in that bag. Would you like him to pour out half of the milk for you? That is the only way I see to make that bag lighter.”

    Customer: “I’m calling your manager and getting both of you fired. You belong in h*** for trying to kill me!”