Eurotrashy Lines

(I am organizing a get together with some friends and go to check in with my boyfriend about it.)

Me: “So when do you want to go over to [Friends]’ place tomorrow?”

Boyfriend: “I don’t know.”

Me: “Well, we have to be there at 2:30 at the latest, since Eurovision starts at 3:00…”

Boyfriend: “Eurovision?”

Me: “Um, yes.”

Boyfriend: “YOU’RE a vision!”

Me: “That… was the cheesiest line I’ve ever heard.”