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    Methinks His Digital Mistress Was Sabotaged

    | Muskegon, MI, USA |

    Customer: “My husband spilled a milkshake on his laptop’s keyboard.”

    Me: “Okay, well it appears that you have our accidental service plan, so let’s get you squared away and get this laptop fixed.”

    Customer: “Oh, that’s great! when will it be back?”

    Me: “Two to four weeks.”

    Customer: “Oh, that’s not good.”

    Me: “Why?”

    Customer: “Do you give loaners?”

    Me: “No, I’m afraid we do not.”

    Customer: “Great! You mean he wont be able to watch his porn then?!”

    Me: *blank look*