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Methinks His Digital Mistress Was Sabotaged

| Muskegon, MI, USA | Uncategorized

Customer: “My husband spilled a milkshake on his laptop’s keyboard.”

Me: “Okay, well it appears that you have our accidental service plan, so let’s get you squared away and get this laptop fixed.”

Customer: “Oh, that’s great! when will it be back?”

Me: “Two to four weeks.”

Customer: “Oh, that’s not good.”

Me: “Why?”

Customer: “Do you give loaners?”

Me: “No, I’m afraid we do not.”

Customer: “Great! You mean he wont be able to watch his porn then?!”

Me: *blank look*