(I check in families to our kids’ program. An older woman approaches me with her two grandkids. I give her the form to fill out).

Me:  “Oh, ma’am, could I get your birthday? You left that line blank.”

Grandmother: “No.”

Me: “But ma’am, we need that to identify you as an adult. We can’t enter you into the computer without that information.”

Grandmother: “Would Jesus have to give his birthday?”