Messianic Rejects
(I check in families to our kids’ program. An older woman approaches me with her two grandkids. I give her the form to fill out).
Me: “Oh, ma’am, could I get your birthday? You left that line blank.”
Grandmother: “No.”
Me: “But, ma’am, we need that to identify you as an adult. We can’t enter you into the computer without that information.”
Grandmother: “Would Jesus have to give his birthday?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?